Posts tagged ‘ego’

The Guy Every Girl Needs

(^ that’s me…well kinda)

There’s one type of guy every girl needs in her life, one who treats her like a queen and constantly compliments her beauty.  Since most boyfriends don’t qualify he can come in the from of a great gay friend, but coming from a straight guy is so much better.  I’ve found this type of guy in an unusual place, my work. 

This guy constantly asks me out and tells me how pretty I am…so it’s hard to leave there without my ego being inflated.  One time I walked in so upset and depressed so he told me I didn’t have to do anything, he would do my work for me.  He went on vacation for a month and before he left he told me I would miss him, but I thought, “Why would I?” 

So while he was gone, work was not nearly as great and I actually dreading going because the other guy I was working with was so outrageous.  He would say things that I didn’t know how to respond to, such as “better late than pregnant.”  Luckily the guy I actually like working with got back last week and today was showing me pictures from his trip.  He kept saying things like “your boy’s a hot ticket” (referring to himself) and asked which picture I would take and put on nightstand.  I just laughed instead of shooting him down, but on my way out he slipped one of the pictures in my bag. 

I only have 4 more weeks of work unless I decide to stay for the summer.  I will treasure these last few weeks and soak up every compliment that I receive.


April 2, 2008 at 3:29 pm 6 comments

The Difference Between Men and Women

Let’s say you’re seeing someone, and they already like you, but now you want to make them fall head over heels…what do you do?  That’s where I come in.  There’s a sure fire tatic for both men and women. 

When it comes to men, they love it when you boost their ego, and nothing does this better then letting them be a man!  Even if you can open that pickle jar yourself, don’t do it.  When you’re out at night in a somewhat deserted place, tell them you’re scared for your life.  Or if you’re having computer issues let them take a look at it, because they, as men, should be able to fix it.  They love fitting the typical man role: a savior in his woman’s life.

If it’s a woman you’re seeing there’s only one thing you need to know: women love nothing more than to talk about themselves.  If she’s going on and on about her family, her friends, her job, etc….just let her go.  Ask questions, even if you’re not really interested, to light her fire.  Although I know this, I cannot resist the urge to talk about myself.

If this doesn’t work, I don’t think anything will.  So give it a try!

January 23, 2008 at 8:26 am 3 comments