Seinfeld Phase 7?

February 19, 2008 at 3:19 pm 5 comments


I had to work yesterday, usually I would go to the gym in the morning before work, but because it was a holiday I was forced to switch it up.  I ended up going to the gym after dinner with some roommates.  It was a lot different, normally I see a total of no more than five other people there.   I got on an elliptical next to my roommate and of course we both tuned in to watch ET and then some dance competition show.  I looked over and laughed with her when the second show came on because she’s obsessed with dance competitions.  We all did crunches together and started laughing uncontrollably for reasons that I cannot reveal (but ones you can imagine).  And on the way out I showed them the rule of the gym that calls for no swearing, grunting or yelling.  Yeah like that’s gonna happen, every guy in there grunts when he’s lifting.  It must be they’re natural reaction, or what they think they’re natural reaction should be to show that they are tough.

Today I called an audible: doing what I want when I want.  Since I had no classes, it made it pretty easy.  I slept in, which for me was 7:30; that’s a whole hour later than normal. I also went home this morning to make hummus, and for no other reason.  Yes that’s right, I traveled roundtrip, according to mapquest 61.32 miles, google maps 61.6, just for some hummus.  And believe me, it was well worth it.  I then spent a good hour and a half at lunch with my roommate…also well spent.  We figure the panic age for most women who want to get married is 27.  We also decided that a part time job is the best answer to having a life with kids, otherwise you’re just lazy.  The conversation was very insightful and enlightening.


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5 Comments Add your own

  • 1. dchero  |  February 19, 2008 at 4:19 pm

    27? I thought it was 29. Isn’t turning 30 a huge deal to women? That’s what it said in the memo I got.

  • 2. Ava V  |  February 19, 2008 at 5:12 pm

    You’re forgetting the engagement period, and yes turning 30 is a big deal.

  • 3. Jack Goes Forth  |  February 19, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    I’m sorry Ava, but going home to make hummus is not Seinfeld experiment material. I need more extreme than that.

  • 4. trking  |  February 19, 2008 at 8:05 pm

    i see that you certainly don’t practice critical thinking here!

  • 5. Ava V  |  February 19, 2008 at 9:27 pm

    don’t worry this post was kind of rushed. i have more planned but i don’t want to ruin it by saying what they are in a comment. you’ll just have to come back for more.


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