The Guy Every Girl Needs
April 2, 2008

(^ that’s me…well kinda)
There’s one type of guy every girl needs in her life, one who treats her like a queen and constantly compliments her beauty. Since most boyfriends don’t qualify he can come in the from of a great gay friend, but coming from a straight guy is so much better. I’ve found this type of guy in an unusual place, my work.
This guy constantly asks me out and tells me how pretty I am…so it’s hard to leave there without my ego being inflated. One time I walked in so upset and depressed so he told me I didn’t have to do anything, he would do my work for me. He went on vacation for a month and before he left he told me I would miss him, but I thought, “Why would I?”
So while he was gone, work was not nearly as great and I actually dreading going because the other guy I was working with was so outrageous. He would say things that I didn’t know how to respond to, such as “better late than pregnant.” Luckily the guy I actually like working with got back last week and today was showing me pictures from his trip. He kept saying things like “your boy’s a hot ticket” (referring to himself) and asked which picture I would take and put on nightstand. I just laughed instead of shooting him down, but on my way out he slipped one of the pictures in my bag.
I only have 4 more weeks of work unless I decide to stay for the summer. I will treasure these last few weeks and soak up every compliment that I receive.
Entry Filed under: Dating. Tags: boys, compliments, ego, game, work.
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Lemmonex | April 2, 2008 at 4:38 pm
A work husband is an essential accessory.
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Sara | April 3, 2008 at 5:24 am
haha i agree work husbands are awesome. this sounds like my kind of friend! lol
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Ava V | April 3, 2008 at 7:54 am
OMG I didn’t even realize that’s what he is, I’ve always wanted one of those!
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dchero | April 3, 2008 at 9:36 am
Sounds like you need to count the compliments and make a graph. Then, come up with reasons for the inevitable peaks and valleys in the graph.
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johnny five | April 8, 2008 at 2:35 am
wait, let me guess: you would never dream of actually dating this man.
…and, if i guessed right, you’ve hit precisely upon the reason why the majority of boyfriends, as you put it, ‘don’t qualify’.
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Ava V | April 9, 2008 at 6:18 pm
well for your information, i actually agreed to hang out with him tomorrow